i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
