In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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