she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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