The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
