that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Randomize
