I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it glows. i had to have it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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