its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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