This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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