Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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