im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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