and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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