i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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