On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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