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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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