What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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