ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm just crazy horny about you
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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