Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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