I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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