He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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