But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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