i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think your dad took our porno
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
