if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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