If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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