i just wanna soil my oats bro
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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