Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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