I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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