I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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