i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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