I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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