i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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