just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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