He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You smell like stripper and shame
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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