Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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