i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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