a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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