i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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