Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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