Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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