whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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