we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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