I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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