I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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