apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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