So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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