Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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