Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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