yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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