I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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