It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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