She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
someone owes me an orgasm
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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